It’s Been Emojional

What you think it means:

A celebration of your new manicure.

What it actually means:

The nail emoji adds a subtle hint of sarcasm to a message. It’s a nice way of being a ‘little bit bitchy’ without really offending somebody. 

Can you put it in a sentence please? 

That top actually really suits you, you should wear it all the time.



What you think it means

A cute little girl pointing left.

What it actually means:

This emoji adds a layer of sassiness to your message. You incorporate this little buzzer into your Tweet/Insta photo when you know you are looking well and want to be a little bit cocky but not arrogant.

Can you put it in a sentence please? 

LOVING my new hair. #shamelessselfie



What you think it means:

See no evil.

What it actually means:

This emoji is a great way to trivialise something that you have done wrong but want to tell people. It’s essentially your admittance of a mistake, but one that you are sort of proud of.

Can you put it in a sentence please? 

Ok so I ended up scoring him last night and he still has a girlfriend.



What you think it means:

Peace!

What it actually means:

The peace sign is a new way of saying ok and finishing off a conversation. It is a great way to get out of an endless Facebook messenger thread without offending anybody. It’s essentially the 2015 way of saying ‘sound’.

Can you put it in a sentence please? 

Person 1: So are you totally happy with where we are going tonight?
Person 2:



What you think it means:

A splash of water

What it actually means:

A different type of splash, a love splash, (semen to be precise!). 

Can you put it in a sentence please? 

He is so hot, I actually can’t cope.



What you think it means:

A doctor, maybe a dentist.

What it actually means:

This emoji highlights when you are absolutely ALLERGIC to someone or something. It is the ultimate emoji diss.

Can you put it in a sentence please? 

I literally can’t stand her. She is in bits. 😷